[Great job, Dojima. Your first meeting with your favorite Captain is going to be in your coffee-mug-printed boxers.]

Universal translator things? Where'd you get that kind of a kooky idea idea from, another one of your sci-fi shows or some-

[Adachi doesn't notice until he looks up at Dojima and follows the other man's line of vision. He blinks too - he hadn't actually been expecting his joking to come true. As far as Picard and his crew are concerned, though, two Japanese men in boxers is nothing odd. In fact, the Captain amiably stops and salutes the two.]