[Dojima should be thanking his lucky stars that Adachi himself was too dumbstruck to say anything that could potentially embarrass them also. After Dojima speaks, Adachi turns to stare at him.]

Shouldn't you go...I don't know, ask for the guy's autograph? Have him sign your arm or something? Or...

[He glances down, and then tugs at Dojima's waistband without any hesitation whatsoever despite the fact that they're in a public hallway in space.]

...Your boxers? 'Picard was here' or 'To Ryotaro, with love, Picard' across the back.