[Just in the nick of time again, a roar comes from the television. Adachi grabs the nearest beer and raises it to the screen, joining in the ruckus.]

Whoaaa! Did you see that one!

[Of course they hadn't - the Dojimas had been busy misconstruing his innocent wondering.]

That one just blasted right through their defense and everything! Man, I really don't know what you guys are talking about - this game is great!

[Sure it is, Adachi. Just not the soccer game.]