holiday event

[fightfair.livejournal.com]

Bah RUMPAH Pum Pum

It's the end of the year, and Fagsona's throwing a grand, gay ol' holiday party! And boy, are they overdoing it. There's mistletoe everywhere, the spontaneous urge to break into carols, spiked eggnog, presents for everyone under a huge tree, and even someone in the corner over there dressed up like Santa, ready (even if unwilling) for anyone to come sit on their lap and spill out their deepest heart's desires! (Poor bugger, whoever that muse is.)

And believe me, with all that decoration and alcohol, you're definitely gonna spill.

Comments

Not the one you're used to.

[implausibility.livejournal.com]

[Bah humbug.

Adachi tucks himself into the shadow of a pillar. Jeez, what was with the over-the-top decorations? Even the Inaba precinct, with its tacky, backwards, country-bumpkin sense of taste didn't pull stunts like this. He leans back and gives a huff of annoyance when he has to brush tinsel out of his hair.]

Could've afforded to give us a bit more of a year-end bonus instead of wasting it all on this crap.

[porkyminch.livejournal.com]

So what you're really saying is "I'd rather ruin Christmas for others if I could get some extra cash in my pocket"?

[implausibility.livejournal.com]

[Adachi eyes the little brat, not sure what to make of this. He's off-duty, though, and he certainly has no moral obligations against the kid knocking himself out on eggnog laced with vodka.]

What I'm really saying, kid, is that they should've given us the bonuses and let them throw their own parties, like they're going to do anyway.

[porkyminch.livejournal.com]

How boooring.

Why do adults like you always have to sugar coat everything? Admit it, you really wanna destroy this place, don't you? You want everyone to stop having fun. You hate it.

[implausibility.livejournal.com]

[A smile, all pointed edges, stretches across his face, and he puts a patronizing hand on the kid's head.]

Now, now, what's a brat like you talking about? If I destroyed this place, I don't think I'd ever save enough with pension included to pay off the damages!