holiday event

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Bah RUMPAH Pum Pum

It's the end of the year, and Fagsona's throwing a grand, gay ol' holiday party! And boy, are they overdoing it. There's mistletoe everywhere, the spontaneous urge to break into carols, spiked eggnog, presents for everyone under a huge tree, and even someone in the corner over there dressed up like Santa, ready (even if unwilling) for anyone to come sit on their lap and spill out their deepest heart's desires! (Poor bugger, whoever that muse is.)

And believe me, with all that decoration and alcohol, you're definitely gonna spill.

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[Santajima still offers a wave to the panicking kids. (He might be distantly surprised that they aren't traumatized by one of Santa's deer sitting in his lap and kissing his forehead then glaring them off.) He glances back up, and pinches Adachi's nose.]

Greedy punk... but we'll see, huh?

WAIT ONE MORE TO FINISH THIS

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[If the glare didn't scare them all off, though, Adachi seems to want to add insult to injury. Like a typical grinch, he's obviously determined to keep Christmas all to himself (not that a drunk Santa was really going to help anyone anyway, and really, he was just helping Dojima from scaring off a few kids himself). Suddenly standing, making Dojima's hand drop from his face while simultaneously hooking his arms under the other man's and hauling them up, Adachi announces:]

Santa's not feeling well. I gotta take him back to the north pole for some...maintenance, or he won't make it for Christmas.

[The kids just stare. It doesn't help that Adachi's grinning face doesn't look trustworthy at all, and Santa looks like he's boneless enough to slide out of his hold any second now. In fact, they look kind of scandalized as they watch him haul Santa Claus off, feeling distinctly like helpless witnesses to a serious crime.

Well, whatever, Adachi thinks. At least I didn't tell them that Santa wasn't real.]