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"They're coming!" Vico whispered in a way that was not really quiet like whispers were supposed to be, but it was a universally understood fact that boys, especially of the young, rambunctious sort, commonly had trouble with things like quiet and silence. He dropped down from where he had been perched on Valentino's shoulders (Valentino having been standing on Adamo's back, and Adamo having been on his hands and knees, grumbling all the while) and landed on his feet, gathering up the stash of rocks they had collected from the southeastern outskirts of town just just for this purpose.

"Rapidamente, or we'll miss our chance!" he exclaimed, still trying to keep it under his breath and still managing to completely fail. He gathered as many pebbles as his hands could carry and began a quick-footed run. Smallest of the three, he had learned to make up in agility and craftiness what he could not match up to in strength and pure leg-power, although it might have made it difficult for someone to follow him when he was squeezing between stalls and crates, sneaking up stealthily on their targets - a group of unsuspecting patrol guards, shouting boisterously at the crowd to make way.

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Valentino climbed gracelessly off of Adamo’s back, stooping over to fill his palms with gravel before clambering to his feet and chasing Vico’s footsteps down the low road. In contrast to Vico, Valentino was flat footed and slow, likely hindered by his extra weight. What he lacked in speed he made up for in strength, however, and he was confident that of the three of them he could throw the farthest stone.

"Quietamente, Vico," Valentino whispered out as he approached the wall of crates where Vico had tucked himself away. "You will draw attention to us." He had found himself a hiding place wedged behind a barrel, watching eagerly as the guards fell into ear’s range. His glance darted back and forth between the uniformed men and Vico, waiting for their cue.

Adamo trailed behind by a foot or two, pockets clacking with the rocks he stashed away. He was the oldest, but that alone didn't quite make him wise - else they wouldn't be here messing with guards. They would be at home, taking care of studies. A few more years time, and he might be studying instead of causing trouble in the streets. (Or chatting with ladies.)

"On your mark, Vico," Adamo whispered as he found a good spot in the shadows of the crates with a good view of their targets - past Vico's curly head.

Vico was practically bouncing on his heels. At this age, he had a mischievous streak a mile long, and he grinned as he waited for the guards to approach. It was only a patrolling continent of two foot soldiers; they weren't heavily armed or armored. It was easy pickings. "'Tino, you throw the first one into the mustached one's culo, okay? I will distract the other one and lead him away while you two drag him from the street." He took a deep breath, stilling as he tensed, "Three, two, one, andare!"

Vico threw a pebble to distract them first, and the small rock zoomed past the soldier's faces suddenly and closely enough to stop them in their tracks. Then he darted forward and all but bumped into the nearest man (no mustache, but quite stocky, because the bigger they were, the bigger their target). "Ah, mi scusa, signore," he said, innocently at first, before withdrawing with a hefty money pouch in hand. As expected, the man caught sight of it and bellowed, giving chase as soon as Vico turned tail and began to run.

“Now, Adamo!” Valentino piped in, launching himself up from behind the barrel and unleashing a flurry of stones onto the remaining guard. He managed to rope in the mustached guard’s attention with relative ease, leaving Vico with only the larger brute.

Adamo leaped on their victim from one of the crates, brow scrunched with determination. Three kids versus two armed guards hardly seemed fair, but when the kids were able and prepared, and were practiced in such constant trouble-making, it was hardly hair to the guards. Adamo barreled right into the mustached man, knocking him to the ground. His hand sneaked down, tearing the man's money pouch right from him. Man, this was too easy nowadays.

The fall winded the guard - the bigger they were, the harder they fell, and his head, albeit armored, hit the side of a nearby well as he crashed down. The ringing and the impact as his head bounced around inside of the tin can it was encased in easily knocked him out - just in time, too.

Vico reappeared, yelling down the alley before he reached them in mock fear. "Oh, no, signore! Spare me!" he said, and it was a poor show of theater, because there wasn't any fear in his voice in all, but the guard hot on his heels probably had enough of an inflated ego to not notice. It was a cue - get ready, it said, and in that regard, it served its purpose well enough.

Valentino, not content with going empty handed, stripped the fallen Guard of his beret and short sword as he swooped by to catch up with his two friends, making off with them before the Guard work up the sense to grab at him. Valentino was the only one of the three boys that could wield heavy steel while still retaining some sense of balance. Tall and portly for age, he had the advantage of weight to keep him grounded.

As Vico turned around the corner, Valentino donned his hat, his chest inflating with proud breath. "FOR ROMA!" He shouted playful mimic of the guards victory chant, lunging forward and slamming the still-sheathed weapon against the knees of the oncoming guard. The guard was running at such a reckless speed when he was intercepted that the blow caused him to dive shoulders first into the unpaved alley streets, face planting into bed of rocks beneath him.

Adamo winced at the guard landed face-first into the ground. That had to hurt. Otherwise, though, he firmly planted his foot on the man's back, taking his sword to disarm him, then bounded over him to his friend.

"Good job, Valentino," he congratulated. "And nice hat. Almost suits you, haha!"

Proudly, Vico stood over the guards on the edge of the well, nimble enough to have climbed up there while his friends did the brunt of the work, and surveyed the scene before him with a little conquerer's smile that matched his name. "Very good," he said imperiously, snubbing his nose at the soldiers before hopping down and patting both Adamo and Valentino on the back. "You two are very good personal guards."

“What can I say? I’m a natural,” Valentino plucked his hat from his head, giving it a twirl as he took a self-gratifying bow.

"Hey, who said I was your guard?" Adamo said, crossing his arms with a smirk. "Although you play a good damsel in distress."

Vico stamped down on his foot, before running to shield himself with Valentino. "I am no damsel," he said, "I was the distraction!"

Edited 2011-02-21 01:53 (UTC)

“You kids think you’re going to get away this?!” Bellowed out a guard from the near-right of the huddle of boys, his face bloody and beaten, still flecked with gravel, but wearing a scowl that that was obvious even under the mask of scabs and bruises. Being disarmed and humiliated, by children no less, had given him a thirst for vengeance. He came barreling towards the group of boys, managing to grab Vico by the scruff of his collar before they scattered.

He hoisted Vico up off the ground immediately, fingers clenching around the ball of fabric in his palm and letting collar tighten around Vico’s neck. “I’ll show you what happens to boys who think they can stand up to the Borgia!”

Adamo barely had time to react to his foot being mercilessly stomped, much less to his friend being whisked away out of nowhere. Vico, with his smaller size, was dwarfed by the guard's build, and was so easily lifted up off the ground. It was enough to intimidate Adamo for a good moment.

But that was all he allowed the guard.

"Let go of Vico, you Borgia bastardo!" he cried. He always was the most reckless of their trio. Adamo rushed forward to the rescue - this time for real, he thought. He charged, butting the flat of his head into the guard's gut.

Now Adamo, possessed of a rather hard head, actually managed to do some damage to the guard. The man stumbled back, nearly doubling over, although he was still holding Vico out at arm's length above his head. That was all the distraction the boy needed, however, before he swung both of his feet up, ramming the toes of his shoes into the guard's face. There might not have been much force in his little fists, but child or not, that had to hurt, and it most certainly did - the man let out a great bellow of indignation and pain before dropping his quarry.

Vico landed on his feet, and immediately picked himself up, backing away. "Let's get out of here!" he shouted, and being the quickest on his feet, he was already darting away, a few paces ahead of the others.

“W-wait up, Vico! Adamo!” Valentino blurted out, dropping his sword on the cobblestone in order to keep pace with smaller boy. Even relieved of the extra weight, Valentino lagged behind, but the guard was left flatfooted for long enough for all three of them to get out of eye’s view.

He followed the two into narrow alleyway hidden behind a cart of dried hay. Pressing his back against the bricked stone wall, he slid down until he was sitting, gulping down air instead of breathing.

Vico was probably the least winded by their escape. Adamo leaned against the cart of hay, needing the break himself, though he wasn't as breathless as Valentino. Nonetheless, he smiled down at his friend, giving him a pat on the shoulder. He saw the guard rush right past the alley without a second glance; a good hiding spot on Vico's part.

"Sorry, Valentino," he said. "You lost your sword, didn't you?"

Vico was still practically bouncing on his heels, excitable and worked up with adrenaline. He glanced at Valentino, noticing the missing weapon at his side, and flippantly clapped a hand on his other shoulder. "We will just get you another one," he said easily, with all the confidence that childhood bestowed on little naive boys, as he climbed atop a few crates and sat there, drumming his heels against the sides. "Just think of it as a souvenir for those Borgia dogs."

Edited 2011-03-13 17:53 (UTC)

“I am sure we will find another,” Valentino laughed airily, his words weighed down by his breath. “So how many florins did we get this time?”

Adamo motioned to Vico to pile in his loot, kneeling down to pour the coins out on the cobblestone. They sprinkled out with soft clinking, padded by Adamo's palm, as not to draw attention. (It was amazing how audible the sound of a florin hitting the ground was - people would push and shove just to get a single coin.) He started sliding them off into piles of three.

"One, two... five..."

Jumping down from his little soapbox, Vico landed beside and somewhat on top of Valentino - it wasn't that he was trying to aggravate the older boy, but sometimes, Valentino was just such a large target. To his credit, he did stumble back, throwing an apologetic wave and smile at the older boy before untying the pouch he had nicked from his belt, undoing the drawstring and adding his contribution to their little growing fund. He stood back and waited as Adamo split it evenly, grin growing wider as the stacks grew taller.

"Not bad this time, eh, amicos?" he crowed victoriously, thumbing his nose.

“Don’t cause such a ruckus, Vico,” Giving the younger boy a shove of warning, he couldn’t help but smile at the amount of florins that they had amassed. “Unless you want those guards to come back and take back their blood money.”

Removing the guard’s hat from his head, he scooped up his share into the hollow of the crown, tying it into a pouch with a few inches of string he had recovered from his pocket.

"Almost enough to last us two weeks here," Adamo said, sliding Vico's share to him. He scooped his pile into his palm, funneling it through his fingers back into the crimson pouch he had stolen with those very coins. "And then we'll do it again." He grinned wide.

Like Adamo, Vico crouched and shoveled his coins back into his stolen drawstring bag as well, grinning at their weight as he tossed the bag in his hand, and as he tied it onto his belt, underneath his tunic as to avoid suspicion or to prevent some sharp-eyed thieves or peasants from trying the same stunt on them. "They pay those tubs of lard way too much!" he announced. "Especially if just a common guard can walk around with enough for that long! It is so unfair," he said, eventually degenerating into a whine as he stamped his foot uselessly on the ground.

“I would not say it is so bad,” Valentino argued, hiding his impromptu coin case deep in the pocket of his coat. “The more they make, the more we have to fill our pockets with.”

"Well said." Adamo laughed, and like Vico, hid his pouch away out of reach. "If they're this easy to pick at, they may as well be paying us."

Not as easily convinced as his friends, Vico drew back into a sulky pout, though he refrained from complaining. They did have a point - these guard runs were playtime and productive time all rolled up into one, but sometimes, even at his age, he doubted how long they would last before getting caught. He had seen many a confident thief get hauled in by the Borgias, never to be seen again.

Well, that was a thought for another day.

Looking up, he pointed to Valentino and Adamo's pouches. "What are you going to buy? I am going to the market. Mamma liked the cheese I chose last time," he announced proudly, with all the confidence of a thirteen-year-old boy who considered choice of cheese a victory to marvel at. He stepped back towards a path that would lead him back to the main road. "You think you two sticky-feet can keep up?" he challenged.

“We are going off to spend it so soon?” Dusting himself off, Valentinto came to a stand, his breath still lingering on the heavy side. He made sure his the pouch was secure on his belt before extending his glance back to Vico. He placed a thumb on his chin, seeming to muse to himself awhile before his face lit up with a glimmer of deviance.

“Why don’t we pay a visit to old man Papallo at the pub? I’m sure for the right price he will sell us bottle of wine.”

"And watch you two fledglings try to hold your alcohol? Sounds like fun," Adamo laughed. Being the oldest, he tended to get cocky about this age - even if it wasn't really by much.

"Alcohol?" Vico echoed, with a clear look of disgust. He was at the age where alcohol, no matter how fancy the wine or how well-brewed the lager, just tasted bitter and heavy - an adult past time that he swore he would never understand, like many things they practiced that were so far from the realm of childhood. He stuck out his tongue, shaking his head. "Euch, that stuff's expensive and tastes like cow piss!"

Of course, not all things changed with time.

“Maybe to you, Vico,” Valentino laughed. “Come on, don’t be such a baby.”

"If it tastes like cow piss, than it probably was," Adamo said. "We have enough here for the good stuff. Don't worry, amico."

He got to his feet, retreating to the opposite end of the alley that they got here from. Some guards marched by after checking a haystack with a spear, moving on when they found nothing. As long as they blended with the crowd, they were sure not to get much notice.

"Shall we, then?"

Vico eventually kicked up his step, looking as though a storm were brewing over his head. He was not all that open to the idea of spending their hard-earned coin on senseless things like alcohol, but he was too proud and too eager to prove his place to protest when both Adamo and Valentino were insisting. "It better be quick!" he warned, running a hand through his impossible nest of hair on his head before slipping into the pedestrians after his friend.

The public house smelled heavily of alcohol, even from the five foot distance between the three boys and the building. Being the one that suggested they visit, Valentino proceeded first, following the curve of the building around to the back door. He knocked a couple times before a stout, fat man answered, peering out over the three with a half-amused, half-skeptical look. “And what exactly are you kids poking around here for, eh?”

“Come on, Papallo, you know what we’re here for,” Valentino piped up from below. “We have good coin, so give us some of your best.”

Adamo was a foot behind Valentino, beside Vico. Now and then he would glance over his shoulder, making sure no guards followed them here. Not that they couldn't outrun them, but Papallo would probably get in trouble for fraternizing with them (and then he would have to play hero again). A nice relaxing drink while watching Vico struggle to like alcohol sounded much more appetizing.

"We'll be sure to mind our distance," Adamo promised with a grin. "And we won't cause trouble."

"Or we could just go home," Vico didn't fail to mutter sourly, eyes downcast to his feet. If his Mother found out... He raised a hand to his ear and winced at the very thought of the repercussions.

The stout man put one hand on his hip and only seemed to look more amused, clearly entertained by their precociousness. "Ah, but the problem is, I wonder if you three will be even able to appreciate the difference between good vino and gutter water." He bellowed out a short laugh and stepped back in the doorway, his back to one wall to make room for the boys to enter, and swept out a hand, gesturing for them to come inside. "Don't make trouble now, bambinos."

"Oh no, sir. We would never," said Valentino cheekily, bowing graciously to emphasize his words.

“Don’t be so glum, eh, Vico?” Giving his reluctant friend a doting slap on the back, Valentino ushered Vico along. Valentino seemed no less excited about the idea than did Adamo, if not more-- his face was beaming like he was opening a birthday present.

"Yeah, Vico. Live a little! La dolce vita," Adamo encouraged, circling around to Vico's unoccupied side to give him a pat on the opposite side of his back.

The man heard Adamo's use of the phrase, and laughed in amusement again.

"I would almost say you are too young to understand it, but by the time you are my age, you'll be too old to understand," he said as the three boys bustled into his kitchen. Adamo laughed in return.

"You definitely sound like a nonno."

Vico snorted loudly, half bravado and half childish impatience. "I will show you who sounds like a nonno!" he snapped, easily rising to the bait his friends had set, before shoving between them and stepping into the establishment first - only to rigidly halt after two steps at the sheer stink of alcohol and sweat pervading the space.

Immediately, his face twists into a grimace. "Dolce, you say?"

Valentino went ahead and grabbed a seat at a table not far from the back door, where he was delighted by the presence of a large bottle of wine and a basket of (rather stale looking) bread. He uncorked the bottle, letting a healthy measuring of the liquid flow out into his glass. "Let's not waste our time with him, Adamo."

The boy really was easy to bait. Adamo grinned to himself, dragging Vico the rest of the way to the table. The small restaurant only held three other parties, though they made enough drunken noise to sound like ten. They were too busy with their gossip and wine to take any notice of anything going on in the back of the restaurant.

Adamo wasn't stupid, though - he knew the owner would give them staling bread and cheap wine. But after a tiring day of pranks and mischief, he would accept anything. After all, wine was a treat either way.

"You said it, amico," he laughed, pushing his glass towards Valentino.

Letting himself be dragged (Vico knew enough about his friends to know that this was a lost battle he was fighting), Vico cautiously slid into a chair, eyeing the surface before sitting down on it, as if there was pure alcohol-induced vomit and stench coming off of the weight-worn wood. Chances were there was, or at least had been at some point in time, but this was not a pristine, filth-less life they led in the first place, even if he eyed the bread and the wine the same way.

Unsurprisingly, he reached out for the bread first. All that running and energy expenditure had him, as it would have any young boy, hungry at the very sight of food, like his body had forgotten that it needed sustenance until it was readily available (a life skill, perhaps, for the particular brand of life they led). As it looked and as it was suspected, the bread was, in fact, rather stale, but it was readily available fare, and surely they had all braved putting worse things in their mouths before. Roman weather this time of year was somewhat dry and arid - a good portion of the patrons' breads would be somewhat stale today.

As for the glass - Vico took one look at the dark, pungent liquid and wisely waited until one of the other boys tried it first, but not without a wise, well-meaning opinion like, "That looks like sewer water."

Edited 2011-09-05 14:50 (UTC)

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sheesh so this is where Adamo's back problems all began

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look at me not waiting a month