The Waiting Room

[tactician]

Being led to the waiting room was more akin to being brought on a full-scale tour of the floor than any beeline route. The layout of the Senator's office was linear in nature, with one winding passage through the space that passed by nearly every single room in succession, designed probably with the mindset that a person could follow only one path and turn off into their desired destination sooner or later. It was aesthetically and theoretically sound, but architecturally and practically wasteful, making it perfect for a politician.

At the very end, two large polished doors, painted to look like archaic mahogany (if that species still existed in this day and age). They glistened with the evidence of a very good cleaning crew and swung inwards to reveal a square, stately room, lit in the center by a low-hanging crystal chandelier. An ornamental rug lay on the ground, covering most of the floor space, and upon it rested two plush couches and a low coffee table, adorned with a contemporary vase of some sort. The couches, made of black leather, shone dully in the warm light, and atop one of them was the Senator's secretary, sitting cross-legged with a cigarette hanging from two of his fingers.

Weiler looked up as the doors opened, raising a brow minutely when he saw who entered. He then put out his light on the nearby ashtray and swept himself to his feet in one fluid motion. "General," he greeted, voice smooth despite the vice. When addressing military personnel, it was best to be militant - being to-the-point would suffice. "The Senator is waiting for you in his personal office space. He assured me that you would appreciate the privacy."

Comments

[aphelionix]

"Apologies, senator," the general said sternly, and Locke couldn't help but grin. The stiffness in her voice gave away her embarrassment.

"And you say Gladsheim is kinky," he mumbled.

"I should've known better. It's not the first time he's done that," she continued, exasperated. "Excuse me. You were saying?"

And then Locke fell silent, his face turning red, almost matching his hair and mustache.

[tactician]

Weiler glanced up briefly.

And then he glanced up again before promptly muffling his laughter in Locke's shoulder. "Red," he was mumbling into the Gladsheim uniform. "Mein gott, you pull a man against you and then turn as red as a Orlescian Tomato."

[aphelionix]

"I didn't think she'd say that," Locke grumbled, glaring down at Weiler, even if he couldn't see it.

[tactician]

"What are you so uptight about?" Weiler pressed on, mercilessly. He didn't bother stepping away, but he did lean back at the waist that he was no longer pressing his face against Locke's chest. Waving a hand in the direction of the door, he dropped his voice and reminded, "Apparently this isn't even your first rodeo."

So apparently Weiler was a big fan of archaic turn of phrases.

[aphelionix]

And he once again lost Locke in the middle of his talking. His brow dipped.

"I'm not even sure what that means."

[tactician]

"She said it wasn't your first time," Weiler replied off-handedly. "I was surprised - I thought that kind of thing was somewhat less common in the military."

[aphelionix]

"This... particular scenario is new," he admitted. "And it isn't common. Granted, most soldiers don't have someone who need them around all the time, thus rounding them up at inconvenient times."

[tactician]

Weiler's grin turned positively dirty, even as he glanced over to his forgotten cigarette, which had been dropped in the ashtray upon standing, where it had consequently burned out and died. "So she needs you around all the time. I see, I see - that puts things in perspective."

[aphelionix]

Locke frowned down at him.

"What's that look for?"

[tactician]

Weiler patted him again on the cheek. "You should work on your conversation comprehension skills, Herr Locke. But for now, would you mind?"

He smiled and lightly tapped Locke's knuckles, where his hands were still resting on Weiler's waist, keeping him there, albeit not with much force.

"Unless you're that inclined to keep me here."

[aphelionix]

At that, Locke stepped back, and settled back on the couch again, looking like he had never been flustered at all.

"I need a story to give her," he said, still cautiously quiet. "About us, I mean."

[tactician]

Despite his insistence on separation, Weiler followed shortly after, perching on Locke's knee (although this time, thankfully, he wasn't straddling him). "She won't believe our whirlwind romance led on by a torrent of spontaneous, uncontrollable lust?"

[aphelionix]

"If I had gotten drunk, maybe," he said, sighing as his knee was occupied. "Disorderly conduct, though, for this kind of occasion." Locke looked him up and down. "This might even be disorderly conduct."

[tactician]

Weiler beamed, putting one hand on the back of the couch for support and leaning in. "I'm perfectly in order."

[aphelionix]

Locke hummed in thought.

"Maybe spontaneous, uncontrollable lust is more believable." Than actually wanting to be with a crazy assistant to a politician, that is. And not entirely untrue.

[tactician]

"Or," Weiler said, clearly having a great deal of fun at Locke's expense. "You can say that it was a wild night where we met at the bar, and the next thing you knew, you woke up in silk sheets and a collar around your neck with your legs tied-"

[aphelionix]

"Ahem," he interjected, "too detailed."

[tactician]

Face a picture perfect image of innocence, Weiler blinked down. "No? I thought that one would be fun. Fine, then, Herr Locke," he said, patting Locke on his chest, above his uniform breast pocket. "You choose a story and I will play along."

[aphelionix]

Locke looked up at the ceiling as he considered, drumming his fingers against the arm of the couch.

"Well, we were both were at yesterday's welcoming ceremony. I suppose it's not out of the question to have met last night."

[tactician]

He canted his head. "No, it's not. We're particularly amorous for such a brief acquaintance, however."

[aphelionix]

Another hum of thought. In the small bout of silence, he lent his attention to the conversation going on in his ear - still going over numbers. The senator was indeed greedy.

"Were you at that ridiculous parade for the candidates last week, by any chance?"

[tactician]

Focusing on something on the far end of the room, Weiler took a mental check of both his and the Senator's recent activities, like a computer running a search through its files. It was a good skill to have in his line of work - both in personal assisting and in information pilfering, that was.

"Yes," he said after a moment, eyes focusing back on Locke only after a beat. He smiled. "Did our eyes cross there? Did you feel a spark?"

[aphelionix]

"Fireworks, even," he said, smiling back up. Never mind that there actually were fireworks at the event.

[tactician]

Weiler's upper lip curled back over his teeth. "I obviously wasn't attracted to your stunning sense of humor, then," said the man who was making outdated cowboy jokes not fifteen minutes ago. He paused briefly to check in on the conversation in the other room, but the topic had since digressed to how many full bathrooms would be built into the Senator's new abode, so he figured it was safe to tune out for a few moments longer. Wallabin sounded very invested.

"Very well," he agreed, leaning his elbow onto Locke's shoulder. "We'll say there was a spark, and upon reuniting at the black tie event, we just couldn't help ourselves." Weiler smirked down. "Not that I blame you."

[aphelionix]

"Please," Locke scoffed, looking seriously unimpressed. "Everyone knows it's the mustache."