The Waiting Room

[tactician]

Being led to the waiting room was more akin to being brought on a full-scale tour of the floor than any beeline route. The layout of the Senator's office was linear in nature, with one winding passage through the space that passed by nearly every single room in succession, designed probably with the mindset that a person could follow only one path and turn off into their desired destination sooner or later. It was aesthetically and theoretically sound, but architecturally and practically wasteful, making it perfect for a politician.

At the very end, two large polished doors, painted to look like archaic mahogany (if that species still existed in this day and age). They glistened with the evidence of a very good cleaning crew and swung inwards to reveal a square, stately room, lit in the center by a low-hanging crystal chandelier. An ornamental rug lay on the ground, covering most of the floor space, and upon it rested two plush couches and a low coffee table, adorned with a contemporary vase of some sort. The couches, made of black leather, shone dully in the warm light, and atop one of them was the Senator's secretary, sitting cross-legged with a cigarette hanging from two of his fingers.

Weiler looked up as the doors opened, raising a brow minutely when he saw who entered. He then put out his light on the nearby ashtray and swept himself to his feet in one fluid motion. "General," he greeted, voice smooth despite the vice. When addressing military personnel, it was best to be militant - being to-the-point would suffice. "The Senator is waiting for you in his personal office space. He assured me that you would appreciate the privacy."

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[tactician]

Weiler didn't even touch it. He kept a wary eye on the seven-inch burger until it was set down in front of him like a death sentence, and even then, he craned his neck this way and that, trying to make left or right of this monstrous chunk of bread and meat.

"I thought I'd put my palate to the test," he admitted, hardly sounding sheepish, like he wouldn't be apologetic at all if he failed the test of the Common Man. "I admit I didn't expect it to be this..."

Big? Intimidating?

"...Disgusting."

[aphelionix]

Locke laughed as he sat down again with his own modest, two layered burger, sticking a fry into his mouth.

"You haven't even tried it yet."

[tactician]

"Is this really meat?" Weiler asked in return, poking at one of the four patty layers with a finger. It smeared his skin with some sort of dark, pungent sauce with the consistency of lard and he eyed the glob of it on his skin warily before licking it off with his tongue.

[aphelionix]

"Part of the fun is not knowing," he said with a nudge of his elbow into Weiler's side and a grin. "Part of keeping your sanity, too, I imagine. Are you going to need a beer boot fork and knife, your highness?"

Locke picked up his own burger, and with no hesitation at all, bit into it. He was convinced that no one really liked fast food, in its hundreds of years of existence, but somehow it was good all the same. Maybe it was just tradition to pretend you like it, even when it's the most horrible thing you ever tasted. There was something satisfying about consuming something absolutely terrible for you once in a while.

I NEED DAS BEER BOOTZ

[tactician]

After a moment of silence, during which Weiler seemed to be carrying on an internal conversation with his own inherent sense of well-being, he followed in Locke's foodsteps and did the same. He brought the burger up to mouth level, inspecting it for a second more, and before biting into it, asked off-handedly, "What, exactly, was the last thing of substance you reported about Gladsheim?"

[aphelionix]

Locke swallowed down his food, wiping his mouth with a napkin, sauce smearing across Astronaut Joe's printed face.

"Last month they released blueprints for modified weapons. The ones they pilfered from third."

[tactician]

"Ah, I heard about that," Weiler answered lightly, albeit only after chewing his mouthful and quietly swallowing. He seemed to be hesitating before trying that ordeal again, and a few moments of deliberation followed during which he seemed to have a silent stare-down with his burger, before he quietly set it down, wiping his hands on the napkin and every inch of Space Burger Joe's smiling mascot face. "Security's been upped over there since."

[aphelionix]

"Hopefully it's enough. We can't afford another attack. We're still recovering from the last." Locke picked up two fries, propping his elbow on the table. He popped them in his mouth, chewing thoughtfully. "Gladsheim has a load of debt, though. If they make a move, they're going to make it count. The calm is bothering me, but I can't seem to dig up anything about what they're plotting."

[tactician]

"I wouldn't worry about it. Gladsheim is just a small planet in tough times trying to make it big, and the Circle has suffered worse before. Without funds or proper manpower, they really can't do anything to us that would have that much of a lasting effect," Weiler responded, twirling a fry of his own between too fingers. The end he was holding was soggy with oil; he could feel it against his skin. How could anyone who touched this stuff stomach it? Or maybe that was the trick - with fast food, you had to eat it fast, or not at all.

He put down the fry.

"Besides," he added with a grin at Locke's reflection, all teeth, "It's unbecoming for a soldier to fret so much. Even if they're trying to gain some political power now, Wallabin's hardly a big player by any means. He talks big, and he knows a lot of people, but no one in the Council ever really takes him seriously. He's full of too much hot air."

[aphelionix]

Locke chuckled lowly, but the smile it came with was grim.

"That's cute. Thinking you know warfare," he said, his posture straightening. "I'm not worried about the senator, if anything. The only thing he's good for in the end is money." Locke took another bite of his burger. "But maybe you're right and it's nothing."

[tactician]

"I don't know anything about warfare," Weiler answered, his smile gaining just a bit of an edge. He may have not been a soldier, but he was a Circle member just the same, and politicians were cut-throat, even if not in the literal sense. He was used to being talked down to, but he was also used to giving back as good as he got.

"But I know about power. What I'm saying is that with only a few low Councilmen and a dying planet's arms race on their side, Gladsheim can't accomplish anything without risking the chance of the Federation stomping down on them, even before the Circle can get to them. They're not in favor right now."

[aphelionix]

With a wrinkled brow (and a mustache containing a few crumbs), Locke looked back over at him. Weiler's point wasn't the most comforting; Gladsheim Military had potential to become a cornered dog. They already broke rules and bent them to their will; it was hard to imagine that a little threatening from the Federation would stop them.

Locke relented with a sigh.

"Sorry. Same side and all. I just don't want to underestimate them. For a war that Gladsheim is surely losing, we don't seem to be winning."

[tactician]

He hadn't quite expected Locke to be the one to back down - not the soldier that he presented himself to be, all pride and rigidness. Weiler was pleasantly surprised, blinking expressionlessly at Locke's reflection for a second or two. Then, he shook his head, waving off the topic easily with a hand, the other beginning the exploratory process of picking apart his burger, layer by mysterious layer. He was currently up to the onions, below the top bun and the pickle-seeming fruit that was a little too much on the yellow side.

"Just don't think too much about information you don't have yet. It's bad habit to bank on assumptions while we observe. Stains our opinion and nonsense like that. It's not our place to intervene, besides. Just do your job and we'll be fine."

[aphelionix]

"I am," he assured, hoping it was enough, and took the last bite of his burger, cleaning his mouth and dusting out his mustache. Locke sat up straight, once again the stern image of a soldier. "Care for a drink once you're done playing with your food?"

all the innuendos

[tactician]

"Depends on if it's anything like this tower of inedibility," Weiler replied, looking much more dour every time he turned back to his food. Most of the fries remained untouched and the burger as a whole had maybe three bites in it. (All the lettuce and tomatoes had been polished off.) As a man of typically impeccable manners, he wasn't usually one to be ungrateful, especially if other people were treating, but he wasn't usually one to stuff this much questionably healthy material into his mouth either.

;D

[aphelionix]

Locke smiled reassuringly, giving him a pat on the shoulder. "Much nicer place then this."

[tactician]

Weiler raised his brows. "Is this a real date, Herr Locke?" he teased.

[aphelionix]

"Want it to be?" he chuckled.

[tactician]

Weiler laughed, clearly amused at the prospect. He clapped Locke on the back, slipping off the stool and consequently leaving most of his food permanently untouched. "You don't have to try that hard for someone like me, Cupid."

ur on his shitlist now HEINE

[aphelionix]

Locke sputtered and turned stark red.

"Tell me you're just poking fun at me through archaic mythology," he mumbled.

heheh but he's not ashamed of his name-

[tactician]

"What?" said Weiler, already pushing his tray into the wall's built-in all-in-one trash-disposer and tray-recycler. "I was just referring to the part where you were an agent of love, of course."

i realized my tag didn't make as much sense as i thought

[aphelionix]

Of course Locke didn't believe that. He rubbed a hand over his face, frowning as he stood. He hadn't heard his given name in possibly a year, and it was still embarrassing. Not to mention the part where Weiler teased him for 'flirting', too.

Trying to dig up his dignity, he stuck his tray into the slot and kept his face pointedly away from Weiler's view. "So my earlier question. Was that a no?"

[tactician]

"I never turn down a free drink," Weiler said, slipping off the stool and onto his feet. He looked decidedly smug for a reason that wasn't entirely difficult to fathom. "But I'm warning you - I can drink most men under the table."

[aphelionix]

Locke raised a clearly disbelieving eyebrow at Weiler.

"That right?"

[tactician]

Weiler raised one back. "You don't believe me? Care to put your theory to a test?"