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Casual engagements, although they occupied a lighter (arguably trivial) side of politics, were for Garamond as necessary as any other social obligation. The face of circle seven, Garamond handled his public relations smartly. He attended as many events as his schedule permitted, delegating the rest to representatives. This particular event, however, required Garamond in person. The invitation had been extended to him by a large corporate head and political lobbyist. Dudbar Trolt was a businessman with his claws deep in politics. To say he was a puppeteer was to put it lightly — This guy had his politicians on a noose.

The event was Trolt’s fourth marriage. The venue was a luxurious space aboard the Lunessa, a modern entertainment vessel used for meetings and conventions. It travelled around the inner Solar System to wherever it was summoned. The impromptu announcement of the wedding had forced Garamond to make quick arrangements. He’d spend the prior day cancelling and rescheduling meetings and handing out tasks to lower management. He’d packed the next morning and, after finding out his son would be unable to attend due to his pooch having an illness, plucked Calibri out of the lab without warning.

Two white suits and three hours later, they were aboard the Lunessa, waiting in a grand ballroom with upwards of a hundred others. The room was square with a high, arched ceiling. The ceiling panels looked like they opened up to reveal a window, doubtlessly to let in a view of the stars when the lights were dimmed. There were bars set up at every corner of the room and long tables with hors d’oevres. The minimalist décor on the Lunessa was the only thing that kept the environment a step away from gaudy. People shuffled about, making idle conversation and snacking. They stayed in groups of two or three, mostly. The fact that it was an hour before the wedding ceremony and that no one had much drink in them probably contributed to the lack of mingling.

Garamond, not quite sure what to do with the unexpected hour of free time, had sat down at a bar and was nursing a small glass of bourbon and ice.

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[personal profile] tactician 2012-12-11 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
Calibri paid no need to the driver either way. As long as the man followed through with their temporary and social contract, what the man thought really didn't register anywhere near Calibri's list of things worth thinking about. Instead, he busied himself with wiping the lenses of his glasses off on the back of the passenger seat, oiling the faux-leather covering with fatty but exceptionally light-whipped cream.

"Will the patrons think poorly of you for making an early exit?" Calibri asked. Truthfully, he didn't much care for what the patrons thought either, but if Garmaond had thought it worth his time to make an appearance, then they must be of some standing to him, and what was important to the Boss should be important to all his subordinates. "Is this an appropriate time to send..."

He trailed off, looking thoughtful. What was it that humans did in situations like this? Their customs were so odd and illogical.

"...An apologetic fruit basket?"

Ah, yes, that was it. Humans did like sending each other bananas and apples.

[personal profile] tactician 2012-12-26 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
Dutifully, Calibri looked up at Garamond and was exceptionally quick to remind, "Well, sir, if that's a problem for you, there are some Balorean accounting checks you could look over before we send it to the budget department for approval-"

[personal profile] tactician 2012-12-29 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Calibri's brow knit tighter, a regular sea of wrinkles and consternation in the middle of his forehead. "But that would be a severe waste of time."

[personal profile] tactician 2012-12-30 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Human courtesy and customs never really registered on Calibri's senses of recognition, regardless of how finely tuned they were in other cases. He neither noted them nor thought the absence of them were of any real consequence, so he stepped out of the car with neither thanks nor surprise at the admittedly not uncommon gesture from his superior.

"Then what do you propose we do instead?" Calibri said, looking around with mild interest. This definitely wasn't the Balorean Economic Consulate. In fact, it looked more like...an entertainment district?

[personal profile] tactician 2013-01-01 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
Calibri looked pointedly back or, at least, he would have, if his vision hadn't been so thoroughly blockaded with a layer of thick, frothy cream. It must have been that, then, that kept the clerk from being put off by his death stare at all. Being covered by about five pounds of pastry apparently had a negative effect on his powers of intimidation - how disappointing.

So, instead, he chose the next most efficient solution to the problem, which was to, in fact, rummage in his suit jacket pocket until he found a relatively untouched wallet - untouched until the moment he found it, of course. The black polished leather didn't quite escape the ghastly fate of its owner the moment Calibri's oily fingers touched it, but at the very least, he didn't seem to care much about the maintenance of high-quality goods like imported Penesphean leather.

He handed an ID chip-embedded card to the put-upon-looking clerk. It was, of course, as illegitimate as the rest of his livelihood, but no system in colonized space would be able to tell.

[personal profile] tactician 2013-01-01 05:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Calibri, of course, misunderstood - after all, there was only one kind of commodity he really had in mind. He raised both brows, looking mildly impressed. What a surprisingly well-stocked establishment.

"You carry laundering supplies?"

[personal profile] tactician 2013-01-01 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Unsurprisingly, Calibri buckled a little, but he didn't complain as Garamond led them away, though he did wonder why the clerk looked so bewildered, considering all the up-selling she had done about their supposed stock.

"What room is it, sir?"

[personal profile] tactician 2013-01-01 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
"Something less restrictive would be ideal," Calibri noted, shedding his shoes and jacket in a pile on the ground before he even reached the bathroom door and closed it behind him.

The shower-bathtub combination was a great deal more spacious than it really needed to be. Its controls were, in addition, a great deal more complicated than what was really necessary too. For what reason did a large vat of water really need a 'Sensually Undulating' or 'Massagging Caress' option? And what did 'The Undersider Special' even mean?

Honestly. The practical use of Dihydrogen Monoxide was limited to imbibing and cleanliness alone, so Calibri made an educated guess and turned the dial to 'The Works' (that had to be the most practical, working option, surely) while he waited for the tub to fill.

[personal profile] tactician 2013-01-02 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
The bathroom door opened with a hiss as steam escaped the room. Calibri, draped in a bathrobe with (now) clean glasses strode out, looking vaguely traumatized which, for a man of few expressions like him, was really saying quite a lot.

"..." he said, with an air of being greatly disturbed.

[personal profile] tactician 2013-01-02 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
Calibri stood rooted in place up until the point where Garamond bypassed him and nearly closed the bathroom door for his own turn. "Boss," he said urgently, turning around.

"Don't choose, 'The Works,'" he said, with utmost sincerity.

[personal profile] tactician 2013-01-02 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Once Garamond was out of sight, Calibri stayed rooted in spot for only a millisecond longer before he all but gathered himself and stalked back toward the bed area. Garamond had clearly made himself comfortable while waiting - the projection display was still on and a spot on the side of the bed had been indented by his weight and, furthermore, smeared with pastry cream. Steering far away from it, he turned, instead, to inspect the clothes laid out for him.

They were...functional.

His opinion ended just about there. The set of clothes did fit the stipulations that Calibri had laid out and he himself hardly had a sense of taste apparently as refined as his superior's, so he simply tugged on both sweatpants and T-shirt with an air of long-suffering practicality and waited on the clean side of the bed, swathed in navy and HeroMan XVII memorabilia (The Most Heroic Man On This Side of The Galaxy!).

[personal profile] tactician 2013-01-03 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
Calibri didn't quite register the exact innuendo or meaning in that knowing smile, judging from his completely impassive stare, but he did say something when Garamond was fully dressed.

"Did our clothing come from the same provider?" he asked curiously with a pointed frown.

[personal profile] tactician 2013-01-03 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
"That's quiet a variety they carry," Calibri responded, brows raising. Whatever sentiment was passing through his head, however, lasted but a second before it was probably deemed unnecessary, and he stood up, proudly displaying HeroMan XVII on his chest.

"Where are we going now, on this supposed 'day off?'"

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