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circle72012-02-14 11:58 pm
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a lovely date for a murder, don't you agree
Neither of them called it a date. Sherlock may not have been the most socially up-to-speed person, but he knew what this was; what John was asking. He humored him and agreed, not pressing the matter. It wasn't unusual for them to to be together anyway, even before this. In fact, catching them without the other was even more odd.
It wasn't too fancy, anyway. The Chinese place down the street was good, and authentic (according to Sherlock's verification), and reasonably priced for two men sharing money. The atmosphere wasn't romantic, at least. Sherlock imagined the pressure on John would be lessened if just for that reason, even if he didn't understand the big deal.
"Eating in today for once, eh, Sherlock?" the host asked with a polite smile as they entered. "Two, then?"
"Yes, thank you," Sherlock said, looking at John. "Any plans after this, by the way?"
It wasn't too fancy, anyway. The Chinese place down the street was good, and authentic (according to Sherlock's verification), and reasonably priced for two men sharing money. The atmosphere wasn't romantic, at least. Sherlock imagined the pressure on John would be lessened if just for that reason, even if he didn't understand the big deal.
"Eating in today for once, eh, Sherlock?" the host asked with a polite smile as they entered. "Two, then?"
"Yes, thank you," Sherlock said, looking at John. "Any plans after this, by the way?"

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No one was in the shop.
He glanced around carefully, leaning over the counter to look further, his brow beginning to crease with the wait. He looked down by his hand, where there was a little bell with a small sign that read, Ring bell for service. So he rang it.
Thirty seconds passed with no answer.
"Could be a trap," Sherlock whispered to John, before he spoke up, using the meager voice he often did for his ploys. "Anyone here? I-I need some meat for my shop!"
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John watched warily as a young adult emerged from the curtain behind the counter. He fit the deliveryman's description to a T. The boy was tall and skinny, with a head of short cut, spiny brown hair. He had a heavily bloodied apron, no doubt from butchering, and a pair of similarly dirtied latex gloves, which he pulled off and tossed aside before greeting his guests at the edge of the counter.
"What can I get for you?"
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"All your pork, please."
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"It's in your best interest to cooperate, Sam Wright Jr.," he continued. "This is a very serious offense."
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"Should we have a look, then?" John asked, his glance edging over in Sherlock's direction.
"By all means," chirped Sam from behind the counter. "I'd much rather let you inspect the place than hand over all the pork. I mean, we haven't been selling much with the recent news, I don't think anyone is... but even a little profit is something."
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They followed him in silence, but it was a short trip to the back of the small store. There were only two doors; one to a cramped office (empty; the lights were off and the keys were hanging from the handle), and a large, iron door which emanated its freezing insides off its surface. Sherlock gave it a look up and down before turning to young Sam Jr.
"I'd hate to interrupt your father if he's busy in there," Sherlock stated, the sarcasm probably not lost on John, motioning to the meat locker.
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"Not at all," Sam said with a smile. "He hasn't taken too kindly to visitors lately, but since it's important, I think he'll spare the time for you."
A rush of cold air swirled towards them as Sam unlocked the iron door, prying it open. The fridge room was no more dark that the main-room, but the walls were overwhelmingly white. Well, yellowish-white, with a lot of frothy bits of red and orange that had hardened onto the tile. Inside there were stacked up boxes littering the floor, and hanging from the ceiling were rows and rows of raw, stripped sides of beef, lamb, pig, as well as an assortment of other cuts. John was hesitant to venture in, but ultimately decided to trail along once Sam took the lead.
Not until he started toward back-end of the cooler did John realize exactly what was amiss here. He noticed that the bits of pork, sparingly hung along the lines of veal strips and drying beef, were increasingly looking less and less like pork as he made his descent into the freezer. When he reached the end of the meat locker, after shouldering through veils of naked carcasses and weaving through towers of packed entrails and bargain cuts, John saw it. Three human corpses lined up. He was shocked silent.
All three corpses were hung from the neck, dangling down in a perfect line with the other products, as if they were no different than a flank of cattle. They were even skinned, and all but one hollowed out and detached below the rib cage. There was just an open cavity where a chest should be, surrounded by a neatly shaved strips of ribs. Part of the spinal cord dangled below, but there was nothing connected to it. The legs had been salvaged, most of the arms as well. No doubt they were the smaller cuts of pork that were windowed at the front of the store and hung throughout the locker.
"Oh god," John withdrew, a frosty cloud puffing up from his lips as he exhaled. He backed into a shoulder a beef, turning in distraction, his glance just missing Sam pluck out a machete that had been stuck by its point into one of the human carcasses.
And then, with impeccably late (and perhaps somewhat amusing if they were in a different situation) timing, both Sherlock and John received a text:
These people haven't been eating Pork -GL
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He saw the look in Sam's eyes, too - like that of a wild animal about to attack, purely for the joy and thrill of it. Sherlock's heart immediately started racing, his fingers twitching. He felt the buzz in his pocket, already knowing it had to be Lestrade. He would have to wait.
Given John's distraction, he became Sam's target; the most vulnerable. He flung his machete with precision, having wielded the thing, Sherlock was sure, with experience from his upbringing on the farm. (The tan, the calloused hands - the chemical burns from mixing poison stood out against them.) The young man raised the blade.
"John!" Sherlock yelled, jumping out at Sam, ramming his shoulder into him. It knocked him back a few steps, thumping into a whole pig. He gave a shout of frustration, throwing his arm out, his fist slamming into Sherlock's face.
"Stop meddling!" he yelled.
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"You dumb sod," Sam growled out, slithering out of John's grasp and striking with the machete. It made a hard sound against the concrete.
"I knew you'd show up eventually. After the little slip-up. You and Sherlock Holmes. I've read about you, you know. You should really learn to mind your own business."
The machete came down again.
John caught the shaft with the flat of his arm and parried it. In the few moments that Sam was thrown off balance under the force of deflection, John scrambled to his feet. He almost lost his balance on a slippery footing of animal intestines, but was ultimately able to pace back a few steps from Sam. He reached around to his side pocket.
No gun. Why hadn't he brought the gun?!
this reminds me how no one ever falls for sherlock's disguises
Which was why Sherlock was glad he brought the gun. But it only had one shot in it. (He made a quick mental note to add 'bullets' to the grocery list later.)
He pulled it out of his coat, shaking the dizziness from the punch out of his head. His shot was blocked by chunks of hanging meat, now swinging from the commotion. Sherlock's sense were flooded - the scent of decay, the frigidity stilling his fingers, the ache in his jaw, keeping focus on Sam, dodging meat as he tried to line a shot to Sam's shoulder.
"Don't you move, Sam!" he warned.
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Clap.
The machete sunk it's teeth into a side of lamb. John took a step back.
"It's funny, you know... humans and pigs are alot alike," Sam said. "They can be intelligent, funny, and they'll eat just about anything you put in front of them. I've been eating pork all my life. How was I supposed to know I was eating my best friend?"
Clap.
The machete sunk it's teeth into a side of beef. John took a step back.
"Just, calm down," John said firmly, putting his palms in the air. "Just put the knife away, we don't have to--" Sam lunged at him. "OK, point made."
John clamped his fingers around Sam's machete wielding arm, and he exerted enough strength to twist Sam's arm back. He anchored Sam's other arm in place and shoved him against the wall. Sam just grimaced. The way his body shook it was obvious he was struggling against the stronghold. John's made a mistake by trying to work his grip up Sam's wrist and free the machete. John easily overpowered him, but Sam was persistent, and in the second that John fumbled with Sam's wrist, Sam broke away for long enough to swing the Machete down.
Clap.
The machete sunk it's teeth into John's shoulder.
John howled in pain, the wound immediately burning. The blade had stuck so deep into John's shoulder that Sam faltered when trying to pull it out. John kicked him, it was almost reflexive. The blow to Sam's stomach caused him to crumple against the wall, his grip slipping on the handle of the machete. John backed away immediately, the pain on his shoulder almost pulling him to his knees. The machete flagged up from John's shoulder, steely and splattered with blood (how much of it was John's own was questionable). It was lodged in place.
"Shit," John breathed. "Oh shit. OK, just don't look at it."
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Sherlock's fingers tightened on the handle of the gun. He called for him to drop the machete, to step back, to stop what he was doing – but his story continued as he was quickly cornering John. He glanced between the two, sidestepping so that Sam was in his view constantly.
He thought they were in the clear once John had him held – but no, it seemed they both underestimated this man. Before he could back up John, Sam broke the hold, and that awful sound of metal slicing flesh sounded, and-
It barely took a millisecond after for the gunshot to echo in the frozen chamber. The bullet ripped straight through the butcher's shoulder – the same exact one that he had injured on John. It was almost so precisely similar, that one might think Sherlock was collected enough to calculate the exact way to achieve it.
While the shot had felled Sam to his knees, it wasn't enough. Sherlock brought the butt of the gun down on his face (with enough force to fracture his jaw), kicking him down. The gun's point dug into Sam's neck, pressing hard enough to leave an imprint. Sherlock's eyes were wide, and his fingers became iron in the bloodied apron he wore. He needlessly thudded Sam's head into the concrete floor with what almost sounded like a crack.
“I will tell you now, that you will be lucky if you leave this room alive,” Sherlock said, his voice madly steady at first, before gradually becoming a growl.
He looked over his shoulder at John while Sam was dizzied. Sherlock felt a violent fury flow through his limbs, and he found himself analyzing every little way he could make Sam suffer, repay the damage he dealt John tenfold - but instead he shoved him over, pulling handcuffs from his pocket (undoubtedly Lestrade's as well), capturing his hands in the metal links before rushing to John.
"I'm calling for help right now," Sherlock said, his sentence rushed as he fumbled for his phone and began to dial Lestrade. "Don't move!"
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"I'm OK," John reassured, his hand clutching just below the wound.
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He hung up without waiting for a response. Sherlock's eyes ran up and down the blade, his brow creasing. His hands had come to rest on John's knee, surprisingly light for the expression on his face. The rage hadn't subsided completely. It was taking a lot not to turn around and butcher the man responsible.
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John began to flex his fingers. The pain from his shoulder down to his forearm was searing. This was nothing like getting shot. He'd taken a bullet to the same shoulder during his military career. He recalled the bullet passing straight though. The immediate sensation was like getting hit very hard, and the pain didn't set in until about an hours. That had been far more bearable than what he was feeling now. His split nerves were screaming at him.
"I'm going to look at it," but John turned away from the imagery of his mutilated shoulder almost as soon as he set his glance on it. "Oh jesus, shit, yeah. No, I'm not going to look at it."
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"And you call yourself a doctor?"
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better stop him john
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they should be watching star trek heh
aw yeah spock vs. cumberbatch
heheh
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carry me home NANA NANA NA NANA NA