Continuation from fagsona thread

[bleedingeffect]

The other patrons seemed to be just as drunk to notice or care, which Desmond noted with a small feeling of relief. It's not like it was uncommon, anyway, and he had no one to prove himself to as it was. (Except maybe the waitress, who constantly teased him that he he needed a girlfriend.)

"So, eleven," he reminded Shaun. "And don't forget your tab before we go, pal."

Though Desmond had half a mind to make the asshole who ruined his wingman plan pay for Shaun's tab, it'd probably get him fired. He could pay for the girls' drinks, though...

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[bleedingeffect]

"Well, it's a chair, isn't it? You didn't say don't sit on chairs," Desmond huffed, quite childishly, ignoring the fact that it very much looked like it could be sensitive equipment. But hey, a chair's a chair, and this one looked a lot comfier than those flimsy wooden hotel ones.

He relented a little, sitting upright at the very least. The thing felt secure; he didn't get why Shaun was getting so panicked.

[shaunhastings]

"It is not just a chair," Shaun said flatly. "That chair, Desmond, has ten times the processing power of your tiny brain."

[bleedingeffect]

"You mean this thing?" Desmond pointed at the panel that hovered over the arm, finger inches away from touches it.

[shaunhastings]

"Exactly what part of don't touch anything can you not get through your head?" Shaun pressed accusingly, immediately catching up to Desmond in his seat and snatching his wrist away.

foreshadowing alert

[bleedingeffect]

Desmond rolled his eyes, but he got to his feet, hands a safe distance from the chair.

"Come on, it's just a chair. What harm could it do?"

[shaunhastings]

"Why don't you have a seat at the table?" Shaun suggested, ushering Desmond away from the device. "Yes, I think you're much less likely to be a clumsy-handed buffoon over there."

[bleedingeffect]

"Fine, fine," he gave in, taking a seat on a normal, boring ol' wooden chair. He couldn't help looking at the electronic seat, though. What was Shaun hiding about it?

Desmond sighed and waved the thought off. The guy was drunk. He probably didn't know what he was saying. Bet it's just some kind of massage chair or something, and he wants it all to himself.

[shaunhastings]

"Much better," Shaun noted, heading back to the kitchen to prepare a pot of water.

"Coffee or tea?"