http://muscle-blues.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] muscle-blues.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] circle72009-09-26 11:14 pm

MINGLE EVENT POST THING

[Well helloooo gentleman. Today there seems to be something special in the air. It seems like a naughty genie decided to grant the good citizens of Fagsona land a few wishes, in order to bring their deepest, darkest desires to life. But not desires for themselves, of course! Desires about other people! because no one wants to see you jack off ok

THE RULES (in case you forgot):

1. You can only wish for something to happen to someone else. DOING IT RIGHT: "I wish Shadow Kanji would make out with Adachi right now!" or "I wish a truck would come out of nowhere and hit Dojima in the balls!" DOING IT WRONG: "I wish Shadow Kanji would make out with ME right now!" or "I WANT A PONY."

2. It doesn't have to be said out loud or stated as a wish to work! It can be whatever random thought is floating through their head as long as it applies to someone else, and they really want it to happen.

3. IF YOUR CHARACTER FIGURES IT OUT AND TRIES TO WISH FOR SOMETHING FOR THEMSELVES, THE PUNISHMENT IS BEING UNABLE TO LIE FOR THE REST OF THE DAY.

Now go go go. Kanji will be around to inject gayness where needed.]

[identity profile] juneslater.livejournal.com 2009-09-28 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
[Hey, he didn't make it or anything, sheesh. Dojima looks a little frustrated, if just because this wasn't making any sense.]

...Still doesn't explain anything...

[identity profile] nowheresman.livejournal.com 2009-09-28 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
[With a fork in his mouth.]

M'not complaining. Want some?

[identity profile] nowheresman.livejournal.com 2009-09-28 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
Suit yourself. They're pretty good, too. Wish you'd at least try.

[identity profile] juneslater.livejournal.com 2009-09-28 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
No, really, I'm--

[Insert magical wish-granting noise!]

...Well, alright.

[identity profile] nowheresman.livejournal.com 2009-09-28 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
[He stops chewing, just staring.]

...What?

[identity profile] juneslater.livejournal.com 2009-09-28 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
I'll try it. Though I'm not sure why I'm agreeing...

[Dojima sits by Adachi, looking a little confused, but considerably less disinterested in said waffles.]

[identity profile] nowheresman.livejournal.com 2009-09-28 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
...I think I know what's going on.

[identity profile] juneslater.livejournal.com 2009-09-28 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
...Huh? What is it, then?

HEH HEH

[identity profile] nowheresman.livejournal.com 2009-09-28 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
Try wishing for something to happen to you.

[identity profile] juneslater.livejournal.com 2009-09-28 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
[He thinks he knows where this is heading, but...]

I wish I had a cup of coffee.

[identity profile] juneslater.livejournal.com 2009-09-28 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, whaddya know, there's suddenly a cup of coffee in his hand. Again, he almost starts to the point of out-right throwing it.]

Augh-!

[identity profile] nowheresman.livejournal.com 2009-09-28 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
Whoa, whoa, watch it!

[Leaving the plate on his lap, Adachi reaches out, grabbing and stilling the elbow, so that hot coffee doesn't end up splashing all over them. Ouch.]

Anyway, see? That's pretty handy! Heh, though you looked pretty spooked back there.

[identity profile] juneslater.livejournal.com 2009-09-28 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
[Dojima calms down after a moment, silently thankful for the balance on his elbow.]

I wasn't spooked, I just--

Well, a little.

[...Wait. He wasn't going to say that.]

[identity profile] nowheresman.livejournal.com 2009-09-28 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
Heh, so even big bad detective Dojima get antsy sometimes.

[identity profile] juneslater.livejournal.com 2009-09-28 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
You try having random objects appear in your hands.

[identity profile] nowheresman.livejournal.com 2009-09-28 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
[Instead of letting go, he pulls Dojima carefully down next to him.]

Nah, I've got you to do that for me.

[He looks pointedly at his plate of waffles.]

[identity profile] juneslater.livejournal.com 2009-09-28 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
[Another sigh, but he sits by him. ...At least he has coffee, he supposes.]

Don't count on that.

[identity profile] nowheresman.livejournal.com 2009-09-28 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
Well, this is pretty filling.

[He finishes up in only a matter of minutes, and when that's all done, well, he could wish for something to drink, but he already has a cup on hand. He reaches over, sneaking a sip or two from Dojima's cup.]

[identity profile] juneslater.livejournal.com 2009-09-28 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Figures that it's right about when Dojima goes to try it himself. Guh. At least it doesn't spill.]

...And how's your coffee, huh?

[identity profile] nowheresman.livejournal.com 2009-09-28 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
Sheesh, so cranky.

[Half the cup's gone by the time he hands it back, but at least he does give it back. He doesn't quite wish for Dojima to change, though. Something tells him that it doesn't always work out.]

Cheer up. It tastes good!

[identity profile] juneslater.livejournal.com 2009-09-28 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
[Maybe he's just cranky because he skipped morning coffee. He's surprised Adachi drinks as much as he does, considering it's just black coffee. It must really be good...]

Sorry.

[More of a mumble against the rim of the mug before he tries some.]

[identity profile] nowheresman.livejournal.com 2009-09-28 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
Why're you apologizing?

[He nudges Dojima's shoulder, and despite commenting on it, none of the crankiness really seems to have bothered him. He puts the plate on the floor, looking satisfied.]

[identity profile] juneslater.livejournal.com 2009-09-28 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Dojima sets the empty cup next to him on the fountain's ledge. ...Not bad, really. Or the cup. Maybe he'll take it home-]

Bein' grumpy, I guess.

[identity profile] nowheresman.livejournal.com 2009-09-28 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Finally noticing something off, he pauses, frowning. Dojima wouldn't answer that...honestly.]

You admit it?

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