I'm probably getting kicked out for this post

[bowlcutbanchou.livejournal.com]

[Seta Souji is standing around being a badass. Even a stranger can tell at first glance that he is the pinnacle of perfection. His stylish bowlcut only accetuates his dashing good looks, and though he exudes a saintly aura, make no mistake, he can kick your ass. Legend has it that anyone who talks to him gains great wisdom and a lifetime of good fortune. Try your luck?]

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[implausibility.livejournal.com]

[Let's see how badass you are. Adachi passes by an aisle and spots a familiar-looking profile in one. (What's the kid doing, just standing there with a hand on his chin?) Adachi has a bunch of groceries in his arms himself.]

...Souji-kun? What are you doing here in the...

[He looks up, eyes widening briefly, before looking back down.]

...Women's lingerie aisle?

[bowlcutbanchou.livejournal.com]

Oh, Adachi-san, good timing. My girlfriend's birthday is coming up and I wasn't sure which choice was better. Do you like the lacy black or the white with pink bows more?

[implausibility.livejournal.com]

[Adachi looks taken back, flushing and lowering his eyes.]

Uh...I don't know about that, Souji-kun. I'm not too good with this stuff.

How do you feel about latex?

[Nonetheless, his hand suddenly shoots up, pointing to...a complicated contraption, sitting right at the front of the aisle, wrapped in plastic. It says 'The Ultimate Chastity Belt!' in big bubble letters, and apparently it comes with five replaceable locks and keys and four-hundred and fifty-six different combination to unlock it. It looks like the Hulk probably couldn't get through that.]

H-how about trying that one?

[bowlcutbanchou.livejournal.com]

Oh, is that what you're into, Adachi-san? Well, my uncle does treat you pretty badly. It makes sense that you'd want to be the controlling type.

[implausibility.livejournal.com]

Huh? What are you talking about? I just picked one at random.

Like I said, I'm not too good with this stuff.

[Almost sheepishly, he looks down at his own groceries instead. That's a lot of cabbage.]

[bowlcutbanchou.livejournal.com]

Is it because you don't have a girlfriend? If you're looking, I know a woman whose relationship just ended. She goes to the Samegawa Riverbank on Sundays.. Maybe I could introduce you sometime.

[implausibility.livejournal.com]

[Does this damn twerp think he's in any position to give me advice like this?]

Oh, no, it's really okay! I just don't really have time for stuff like that right now, with the murders and all. Besides, Dojima-san'd kill me if he thought I were slacking off dating instead of working.

[bowlcutbanchou.livejournal.com]

What brings you to this section of Junes, anyways? This area is all women's clothing and the exit is on the opposite side of the building.

[implausibility.livejournal.com]

Just heading to the laundry detergent section. It's next door. Haha, jeez, I can't just up and leave just yet. I haven't even paid!

[bowlcutbanchou.livejournal.com]

I see. You must really like cabbage, Adachi-san. You've got enough to last a normal person a few weeks.

LOL KOBA ILU SORRY I'M SLOW

[juneslater.livejournal.com]

[...Something about his nephew seems exceptionally badass today. Dojima can feel The Badassery running in Souji's veins. A proud day in their family lineage, this is.

Best play it cool for now.]

Hey, Souji.

[bowlcutbanchou.livejournal.com]

Hey, big bro. Did you need something?

[juneslater.livejournal.com]

[Big Bro. What. Oh man, it IS the foretold day.]

...Just passing through. What a coincidence, huh?

[bowlcutbanchou.livejournal.com]

Do you come to the Samegawa Riverbank often? I was going fishing.

[juneslater.livejournal.com]

Fishing, huh?

Don't actually come around often, but... Once a while on break.

[Half-shrug.]

[bowlcutbanchou.livejournal.com]

If you're not busy, you can come along.

[juneslater.livejournal.com]

[A glance down at his watch.]

I can spare a few minutes.

[He can break the news about their mafia connections, too.]

[bowlcutbanchou.livejournal.com]

Did you want to give it a try?

[juneslater.livejournal.com]

[Whoa, just another dimension of Souji's BAMFness.]

Impressive.

[Dojima scratches the back of his head as he eyes the fishing rod and the trout.]

It's been a while, but...

[bowlcutbanchou.livejournal.com]

Go for it, big bro.

[juneslater.livejournal.com]

[A little hesitant, but...]

Ah, what the heck. Why not.

[He casts the line well enough, the bob settling on the water soon after. Although nothing seems to be biting...]

[bowlcutbanchou.livejournal.com]

The rarest kinds of fish take the longest to bite. Maybe you'll get a big one.

[juneslater.livejournal.com]

W-whoa!

[Dojima seems a bit alarmed that something actually bites. So alarmed, he nearly forgets what to do next.

...X, X, X, X - wait - O, O, O, O, O!]

Ergh, this one's--pretty stubborn!

[REEL DOJIMA! REEL!]

[bowlcutbanchou.livejournal.com]

[Let him handle it.]
>[Help him out.]

>You grab the rod above the reel and help Dojima by giving it a big yank.

∆!!

>It looks like Dojima's almost reeled it in.

>[Just a little more!]
[You can do it.]

You've almost got it. Just a little more!

[juneslater.livejournal.com]

[Dojima tugs and tugs, teeth grit, muscles flexing, sweat glistening, using his foot as leverage against a nearby rock to push against.]

Almost there..!

[And all too suddenly, the pulling becomes easy and Dojima nearly loses his balance, and there's a loud splash as they haul in The Legendary Inaba Sharkman a HUEG fish. Hot damn.]

...Wow.

[bowlcutbanchou.livejournal.com]

>You're a little disappointed that it wasn't the Legendary Inaba Sharkman...

[Not bad.]
>[Guess what's for dinner?]


That's a nice one.. Looks like we'll have a lot to eat for dinner tonight!

>You figure it's because of your excellent teaching

[juneslater.livejournal.com]

[Maybe next time. :/ Dojima seems to be in high spirits about it.]

Nanako's gonna love this.

[onlyrainydays.livejournal.com]

[You think you're hot stuff, huh, Souji?]

[onlyrainydays.livejournal.com]

...Hey Seta-san. How are you?

[bowlcutbanchou.livejournal.com]

Aren't you afraid of catching a cold? You'll get sick standing in the rain without an umbrella.

[onlyrainydays.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm fine. Just shows that you can't even afford an umbrella on a gas station worker's budget! [S/he laughs.] Besides, I kind of like the rain, you know?

[bowlcutbanchou.livejournal.com]

So do I.

[onlyrainydays.livejournal.com]

That's good. 'Cause it doesn't look like it's letting up any time soon... [S/he peers up at the sky thoughtfully.]

[bowlcutbanchou.livejournal.com]

>You can't help feeling there is something mysterious about this attendant.

[Leave the attendant be.]
>[Inquire about the attendant's habits.]
[Ask the attendant out.]


Do you only work on rainy days? I haven't seen you on a sunny day since I first moved here.

[onlyrainydays.livejournal.com]

Oh, ya see, no one else wants to work in the rain, so I always get stuck out here... not that I really mind. [Look at that perfectly logical explanation.]