I'm probably getting kicked out for this post

[bowlcutbanchou.livejournal.com]

[Seta Souji is standing around being a badass. Even a stranger can tell at first glance that he is the pinnacle of perfection. His stylish bowlcut only accetuates his dashing good looks, and though he exudes a saintly aura, make no mistake, he can kick your ass. Legend has it that anyone who talks to him gains great wisdom and a lifetime of good fortune. Try your luck?]

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[implausibility.livejournal.com]

[Adachi looks taken back, flushing and lowering his eyes.]

Uh...I don't know about that, Souji-kun. I'm not too good with this stuff.

How do you feel about latex?

[Nonetheless, his hand suddenly shoots up, pointing to...a complicated contraption, sitting right at the front of the aisle, wrapped in plastic. It says 'The Ultimate Chastity Belt!' in big bubble letters, and apparently it comes with five replaceable locks and keys and four-hundred and fifty-six different combination to unlock it. It looks like the Hulk probably couldn't get through that.]

H-how about trying that one?

[bowlcutbanchou.livejournal.com]

Oh, is that what you're into, Adachi-san? Well, my uncle does treat you pretty badly. It makes sense that you'd want to be the controlling type.

[implausibility.livejournal.com]

Huh? What are you talking about? I just picked one at random.

Like I said, I'm not too good with this stuff.

[Almost sheepishly, he looks down at his own groceries instead. That's a lot of cabbage.]

[bowlcutbanchou.livejournal.com]

Is it because you don't have a girlfriend? If you're looking, I know a woman whose relationship just ended. She goes to the Samegawa Riverbank on Sundays.. Maybe I could introduce you sometime.

[implausibility.livejournal.com]

[Does this damn twerp think he's in any position to give me advice like this?]

Oh, no, it's really okay! I just don't really have time for stuff like that right now, with the murders and all. Besides, Dojima-san'd kill me if he thought I were slacking off dating instead of working.

[bowlcutbanchou.livejournal.com]

What brings you to this section of Junes, anyways? This area is all women's clothing and the exit is on the opposite side of the building.

[implausibility.livejournal.com]

Just heading to the laundry detergent section. It's next door. Haha, jeez, I can't just up and leave just yet. I haven't even paid!

[bowlcutbanchou.livejournal.com]

I see. You must really like cabbage, Adachi-san. You've got enough to last a normal person a few weeks.