MINGLE EVENT POST THING

[muscle-blues.livejournal.com]

[Well helloooo gentleman. Today there seems to be something special in the air. It seems like a naughty genie decided to grant the good citizens of Fagsona land a few wishes, in order to bring their deepest, darkest desires to life. But not desires for themselves, of course! Desires about other people! because no one wants to see you jack off ok

THE RULES (in case you forgot):

1. You can only wish for something to happen to someone else. DOING IT RIGHT: "I wish Shadow Kanji would make out with Adachi right now!" or "I wish a truck would come out of nowhere and hit Dojima in the balls!" DOING IT WRONG: "I wish Shadow Kanji would make out with ME right now!" or "I WANT A PONY."

2. It doesn't have to be said out loud or stated as a wish to work! It can be whatever random thought is floating through their head as long as it applies to someone else, and they really want it to happen.

3. IF YOUR CHARACTER FIGURES IT OUT AND TRIES TO WISH FOR SOMETHING FOR THEMSELVES, THE PUNISHMENT IS BEING UNABLE TO LIE FOR THE REST OF THE DAY.

Now go go go. Kanji will be around to inject gayness where needed.]

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[juneslater.livejournal.com]

[And just as Adachi's thought is made, the spare change in Dojima's hand turns into a... plate of waffles. In his surprise, he almost drops it.]

What the-?!

[nowheresman.livejournal.com]

[He takes a step back at the sudden change, eyes wide.]

Whoa! Where'd you get that?! That's...

[nowheresman.livejournal.com]

...Awesome! Do it again!

...Wait, doesn't that count as wishing something for yourself? ADACHI CAN'T LIE NOW??

[juneslater.livejournal.com]

[Dojima's just staring at the waffles still, as though staring will solve all the problems with this scenario. Which, it doesn't. Why the hell is the syrup in the shape of a heart, too? Dammit, s!Kanji.]

I... don't know how I did it.

IT WAS MORE OF A REQUEST...

[nowheresman.livejournal.com]

[Adachi stares down at it, skeptical.]

...Can I have it?

YEAH, SURE.......

[juneslater.livejournal.com]

Yeah, take it. Don't complain to me if you get a stomachache, though.

[He holds it out to Adachi, then, looking about to give up to the weird goings-ons.]

[nowheresman.livejournal.com]

[He takes it without question, sitting on the edge of the fountain and digging in. Aww, how cute, look at that heart-shaped slab of butter.]

[juneslater.livejournal.com]

[Hey, he didn't make it or anything, sheesh. Dojima looks a little frustrated, if just because this wasn't making any sense.]

...Still doesn't explain anything...

[nowheresman.livejournal.com]

[With a fork in his mouth.]

M'not complaining. Want some?

[juneslater.livejournal.com]

...I'll pass.

[nowheresman.livejournal.com]

Suit yourself. They're pretty good, too. Wish you'd at least try.

[juneslater.livejournal.com]

No, really, I'm--

[Insert magical wish-granting noise!]

...Well, alright.

[nowheresman.livejournal.com]

[He stops chewing, just staring.]

...What?

[juneslater.livejournal.com]

I'll try it. Though I'm not sure why I'm agreeing...

[Dojima sits by Adachi, looking a little confused, but considerably less disinterested in said waffles.]

[nowheresman.livejournal.com]

...I think I know what's going on.

[juneslater.livejournal.com]

...Huh? What is it, then?

HEH HEH

[nowheresman.livejournal.com]

Try wishing for something to happen to you.

[juneslater.livejournal.com]

[He thinks he knows where this is heading, but...]

I wish I had a cup of coffee.

[juneslater.livejournal.com]

[Well, whaddya know, there's suddenly a cup of coffee in his hand. Again, he almost starts to the point of out-right throwing it.]

Augh-!

[nowheresman.livejournal.com]

Whoa, whoa, watch it!

[Leaving the plate on his lap, Adachi reaches out, grabbing and stilling the elbow, so that hot coffee doesn't end up splashing all over them. Ouch.]

Anyway, see? That's pretty handy! Heh, though you looked pretty spooked back there.

[juneslater.livejournal.com]

[Dojima calms down after a moment, silently thankful for the balance on his elbow.]

I wasn't spooked, I just--

Well, a little.

[...Wait. He wasn't going to say that.]

[nowheresman.livejournal.com]

Heh, so even big bad detective Dojima get antsy sometimes.

[juneslater.livejournal.com]

You try having random objects appear in your hands.

[nowheresman.livejournal.com]

[Instead of letting go, he pulls Dojima carefully down next to him.]

Nah, I've got you to do that for me.

[He looks pointedly at his plate of waffles.]

[juneslater.livejournal.com]

[Another sigh, but he sits by him. ...At least he has coffee, he supposes.]

Don't count on that.