How about an event?

[loadsavepoint.livejournal.com]

Fourth wall? What fourth wall?

Suddenly, characters are aware. Of what? Of everything. They know they come from a book, game, anime, what have you; they know they're being played badly by their muns; they know that hey, you're just doing this to embarrass me, aren't you? So better watch out; characters are busting through that fourth wall! Hopefully they can handle the knowledge... and hopefully you can handle your character.

Comments

[inabapd.livejournal.com]

Not too sure our definitions match up.



Why don’t you fill me in?

[suruga.livejournal.com]

[She's really all too eager to explain.]

It means you push him down! Have your way with him! Get down and dirty!

[She throws a fist into the air; the arm is oddly covered from elbow to the tips of her fingers in bandages, maybe from extravagant motions like that, or maybe from something else.]

Just like in that book I read the other day! 'Steamy Hot Hot Bathhouse volume four'!

[inabapd.livejournal.com]

Where do you get these kind of ideas, kid!? You trying to slander the good name of the Inaba police? Huh!? I could take you down to the station for this kinda talk! I ain't from any of your porno mags, you got that?

[suruga.livejournal.com]

[She laughs, patting him on the shoulder (but she forgets, and she uses the wrong arm, and it might feel more like roundhouse kicks hitting Dojima's back than pats, really).]

You don't have to be so shy.

[inabapd.livejournal.com]

Ugh!

The hell was that for!? Resisting an officer's a crime, you know!

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[suruga.livejournal.com]

Eh?

[She looks honestly confused.]

I'm not resisting you!

[suruga.livejournal.com]

Your advances just won't work! I'm a lesbian, you know!

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[inabapd.livejournal.com]

I wasn't-!

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[inabapd.livejournal.com]

Kid, I got no interest in whether you're a lesbian or not, what business do you have hitting a police officer like that?

[suruga.livejournal.com]

No one's hitting you. You sure you're not being overly sensitive? It happens when you're in the turmoil of love!

[inabapd.livejournal.com]

You really that dense?

[suruga.livejournal.com]

I didn't hit you, officer.

[inabapd.livejournal.com]

Yeah, right. And I didn't spend the last five minutes trying to convince you I ain't the kinda guy you associate with "Steamy Hot Hot Bathhouse." Get outta here, punk. You're lucky this girl's looking out for you else I'd be dragging you down to the station.

[suruga.livejournal.com]

[All of a sudden, she seems shy.]

Iyaaa, officer, don't do that. I know what you do with boys down at the station!