How about an event?

[loadsavepoint.livejournal.com]

Fourth wall? What fourth wall?

Suddenly, characters are aware. Of what? Of everything. They know they come from a book, game, anime, what have you; they know they're being played badly by their muns; they know that hey, you're just doing this to embarrass me, aren't you? So better watch out; characters are busting through that fourth wall! Hopefully they can handle the knowledge... and hopefully you can handle your character.

Comments

[nowheresman.livejournal.com]

This is ridiculous! Man, how much of a fruit do you think we are?!

[juneslater.livejournal.com]

You're tellin' me.

[nowheresman.livejournal.com]

I mean, no offense, Dojima-san, but you're not really my standard type, you know?

Pull in some of that beer belly and clean up a bit, and it might be better.

[juneslater.livejournal.com]

Hey, back at you. Fix that hair, get a decent outfit or somethin'...

[nowheresman.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah?! Y-you try getting over your wife!

[juneslater.livejournal.com]

W-what!? That's uncalled for! Hey, Adachi-mun, you should put this guy on a leash!

1/3

[leftmeindespair.livejournal.com]

I should have known...! Our lives are ruled by the whims of some deranged, extra-dimensional puppet masters! Free will is but a delusion!

[leftmeindespair.livejournal.com]

...Fortunately, though, the answer is the same as always.

[leftmeindespair.livejournal.com]

[acehobo.livejournal.com]

Whoa now. Jumping to conclusions there, aren't you?

[leftmeindespair.livejournal.com]

It's true! Even a hobo like you should be able to realize this! You can only escape their grasp through suicide!

[acehobo.livejournal.com]

...How is that?

[inabapd.livejournal.com]

Hey, mun. Just what the hell is taking you so long? You really expect me to buy that it takes you weeks to squeeze out a few sentences?

[suruga.livejournal.com]

Ah!

[suruga.livejournal.com]

Assless chaps!

[suruga.livejournal.com]

...Is what she told me to say.

[inabapd.livejournal.com]

...?!

[inabapd.livejournal.com]

What are assless chaps?

[suruga.livejournal.com]

Hmmm...I wouldn't know. But it sure does sound like it's from some BL.

[She glances at him, clearly measuring.]

...Oh.

[inabapd.livejournal.com]

What do you mean "oh?" Who are you, anyway?

[nandayanda.livejournal.com]

Good for nothin' mun! My character is all off, you know!

[proflayton.livejournal.com]

I'm not normally one to talk about others, but I must say I can relate.

[nandayanda.livejournal.com]

No kiddin-

...Huh. You sure are fancy.

[proflayton.livejournal.com]

Fancy? By no means, my boy. I dress in no more and no less than the occasion calls for.

[nandayanda.livejournal.com]

Whoa! You talk fancy, too!