How about an event?

[loadsavepoint.livejournal.com]

Fourth wall? What fourth wall?

Suddenly, characters are aware. Of what? Of everything. They know they come from a book, game, anime, what have you; they know they're being played badly by their muns; they know that hey, you're just doing this to embarrass me, aren't you? So better watch out; characters are busting through that fourth wall! Hopefully they can handle the knowledge... and hopefully you can handle your character.

Comments

[inabapd.livejournal.com]

Hey, mun. Just what the hell is taking you so long? You really expect me to buy that it takes you weeks to squeeze out a few sentences?

[suruga.livejournal.com]

Ah!

[suruga.livejournal.com]

Assless chaps!

[suruga.livejournal.com]

...Is what she told me to say.

[inabapd.livejournal.com]

...?!

[inabapd.livejournal.com]

What are assless chaps?

[suruga.livejournal.com]

Hmmm...I wouldn't know. But it sure does sound like it's from some BL.

[She glances at him, clearly measuring.]

...Oh.

[inabapd.livejournal.com]

What do you mean "oh?" Who are you, anyway?

[suruga.livejournal.com]

She told me some things about you!

[She leans in, hands over her heart, and looking much too excited.]

So how is it? Is it like in the manga? Do you get butterflies in your stomach when you see him? Does your heart go 'doki-doki'?!

[inabapd.livejournal.com]

What the—?!

What are you implying, kid?! The hell are you rambling on about with your assless chaps and DLs

[suruga.livejournal.com]

Oh, the Hasn't-Realized-Yet archetype. How cuuuute!

[inabapd.livejournal.com]

Whoever you're getting your information from's a looney, kid. Nobody's making me go "doki-doki" anytime soon, I can tell you that.

[suruga.livejournal.com]

Heh, heh, I bet you're the surly 'seme' type too! I love those types!

[She pauses, glancing at him.]

You know what 'seme' means, don't you?

[inabapd.livejournal.com]

Not too sure our definitions match up.



Why don’t you fill me in?

[suruga.livejournal.com]

[She's really all too eager to explain.]

It means you push him down! Have your way with him! Get down and dirty!

[She throws a fist into the air; the arm is oddly covered from elbow to the tips of her fingers in bandages, maybe from extravagant motions like that, or maybe from something else.]

Just like in that book I read the other day! 'Steamy Hot Hot Bathhouse volume four'!

[inabapd.livejournal.com]

Where do you get these kind of ideas, kid!? You trying to slander the good name of the Inaba police? Huh!? I could take you down to the station for this kinda talk! I ain't from any of your porno mags, you got that?

[suruga.livejournal.com]

[She laughs, patting him on the shoulder (but she forgets, and she uses the wrong arm, and it might feel more like roundhouse kicks hitting Dojima's back than pats, really).]

You don't have to be so shy.

[inabapd.livejournal.com]

Ugh!

The hell was that for!? Resisting an officer's a crime, you know!

1/2

[suruga.livejournal.com]

Eh?

[She looks honestly confused.]

I'm not resisting you!

[suruga.livejournal.com]

Your advances just won't work! I'm a lesbian, you know!

1/2

[inabapd.livejournal.com]

I wasn't-!

2/2

[inabapd.livejournal.com]

Kid, I got no interest in whether you're a lesbian or not, what business do you have hitting a police officer like that?

[suruga.livejournal.com]

No one's hitting you. You sure you're not being overly sensitive? It happens when you're in the turmoil of love!

[inabapd.livejournal.com]

You really that dense?

[suruga.livejournal.com]

I didn't hit you, officer.