MINGLE EVENT POST THING

[muscle-blues.livejournal.com]

[Well helloooo gentleman. Today there seems to be something special in the air. It seems like a naughty genie decided to grant the good citizens of Fagsona land a few wishes, in order to bring their deepest, darkest desires to life. But not desires for themselves, of course! Desires about other people! because no one wants to see you jack off ok

THE RULES (in case you forgot):

1. You can only wish for something to happen to someone else. DOING IT RIGHT: "I wish Shadow Kanji would make out with Adachi right now!" or "I wish a truck would come out of nowhere and hit Dojima in the balls!" DOING IT WRONG: "I wish Shadow Kanji would make out with ME right now!" or "I WANT A PONY."

2. It doesn't have to be said out loud or stated as a wish to work! It can be whatever random thought is floating through their head as long as it applies to someone else, and they really want it to happen.

3. IF YOUR CHARACTER FIGURES IT OUT AND TRIES TO WISH FOR SOMETHING FOR THEMSELVES, THE PUNISHMENT IS BEING UNABLE TO LIE FOR THE REST OF THE DAY.

Now go go go. Kanji will be around to inject gayness where needed.]

Comments

[juneslater.livejournal.com]

Huh? Talk like what?

[And just like that, out of mind that it even happened. Jeez, Adachi, you altered events in time.]

[nowheresman.livejournal.com]

[It's ~~~MAGIC~~~~.]

Huh? What are you-....you know what, nevermind.

[It leaves him with a nagging feeling at the back of his mind, but sheesh, it's like nothing ever happened. He falls back in the seat, throwing his arms over the back.]

[juneslater.livejournal.com]

[Something does feel off, but Dojima just gives a half-shrug, conceding his point rather easily.]

Guess there's nothing special about this fountain, then.

HMM WHAT TO WISH FOR...

[nowheresman.livejournal.com]

[He stares at it, tilting his head from side to side.]

...It's kind of ugly.

[Oh, you can always rely on Adachi to find something wrong with anything.]

UH OH...

[juneslater.livejournal.com]

[...A sigh.]

It's just a fountain. How can it be ugly?

[nowheresman.livejournal.com]

[Crossing his arms (so very mature), he shrugs it off. Adachi gets to his feet and walks back to the fountain, peering over the edge at the water on the bottom. He leans forward, precariously close to falling.]

I just kind of is. Hey, think there's change in here? If people think it's some wishing fountain getup, there's bound to be stuff at the bottom.

[juneslater.livejournal.com]

If it's new, I doubt there's much.

...You're not going to rummage for it, are you?

*IT NOT I

[nowheresman.livejournal.com]

[Already half-way into rolling up his sleeve.]

What's that?

[juneslater.livejournal.com]

You-!

[Dojima jumps up. Ugh, seriously, you are a lost cause.]

You've gotta be kidding me... Here. Save yourself the trouble.

[Digging in his pocket, he grabs a few coins, and plops them into Adachi's hand. (Probably coins as cheap as pennies.)]

[nowheresman.livejournal.com]

[He stares down at them, looking thoroughly put out.]

Aww, man, that's boring.

[Wish he'd given me something better than spare change.]

[juneslater.livejournal.com]

[And just as Adachi's thought is made, the spare change in Dojima's hand turns into a... plate of waffles. In his surprise, he almost drops it.]

What the-?!

[nowheresman.livejournal.com]

[He takes a step back at the sudden change, eyes wide.]

Whoa! Where'd you get that?! That's...

[nowheresman.livejournal.com]

...Awesome! Do it again!

...Wait, doesn't that count as wishing something for yourself? ADACHI CAN'T LIE NOW??

[juneslater.livejournal.com]

[Dojima's just staring at the waffles still, as though staring will solve all the problems with this scenario. Which, it doesn't. Why the hell is the syrup in the shape of a heart, too? Dammit, s!Kanji.]

I... don't know how I did it.

IT WAS MORE OF A REQUEST...

[nowheresman.livejournal.com]

[Adachi stares down at it, skeptical.]

...Can I have it?

YEAH, SURE.......

[juneslater.livejournal.com]

Yeah, take it. Don't complain to me if you get a stomachache, though.

[He holds it out to Adachi, then, looking about to give up to the weird goings-ons.]

[nowheresman.livejournal.com]

[He takes it without question, sitting on the edge of the fountain and digging in. Aww, how cute, look at that heart-shaped slab of butter.]

[juneslater.livejournal.com]

[Hey, he didn't make it or anything, sheesh. Dojima looks a little frustrated, if just because this wasn't making any sense.]

...Still doesn't explain anything...

[nowheresman.livejournal.com]

[With a fork in his mouth.]

M'not complaining. Want some?

[juneslater.livejournal.com]

...I'll pass.

[nowheresman.livejournal.com]

Suit yourself. They're pretty good, too. Wish you'd at least try.

[juneslater.livejournal.com]

No, really, I'm--

[Insert magical wish-granting noise!]

...Well, alright.

[nowheresman.livejournal.com]

[He stops chewing, just staring.]

...What?

[juneslater.livejournal.com]

I'll try it. Though I'm not sure why I'm agreeing...

[Dojima sits by Adachi, looking a little confused, but considerably less disinterested in said waffles.]

[nowheresman.livejournal.com]

...I think I know what's going on.